Despite its illustrious history, in recent years, the standards at Hogwash have fallen to an all-time low.
Desperate to shake off the stench of failure, Head of School, Doctor Alvin Fumblemore, embarked on a controversial and ambitious school-improvement crusade.
A year has passed, and the day of Ofsted’s follow-up inspection has finally arrived.
With staff and pupils poised and ready, what could possibly go wrong?